STOP Sacrificing Ads to the Zuckerberg Gods

Tired of torching your marketing budget on ads that tank faster than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom pitch?

Sick of burning your hard-earned cash at the altar of Meta, hoping some pixelated prophet will bless you with a 2x ROAS?

Then it’s time to stop feeding the algorithm blind and start feeding it what it ACTUALLY wants...

 high-converting content from pros who speak fluent Scroll-Stopping-ese.

🎯 We're Not Just Creators... We're Paid Ad Snipers Armed With ROAS Rockets

Welcome to the team that builds six-figure content while other brands are still arguing about font sizes.

We’re not “influencers.” We’re revenue influencers.

👊 We don’t make boring content to blend into the beige aesthetic Instagram feed...we make content to smash wallets open.
👊 We don’t just film, we engineer hook rates that make even Zuckerberg raise an eyebrow.

Here’s How We Help You Obliterate Ad Fatigue

🔧1. Ad Creative Strategy & Coaching

We’ll show you exactly what to say, how to say it, and how to get Meta to whisper, “this is the one.”

Learn the frameworks we’ve used to create videos that:

• Hook in the first 3 seconds

• Hold attention like a Netflix thriller

• Convert like a Black Friday deal at 90% off
  
  

✂️ 2. Ad Editing & Optimisation

Already filmed your ad but it’s floppier than an overcooked noodle?

We’ll slice, dice, and spice it until it’s algorithm-approved and conversion-certified.

📈 3. Ad Management & Scaling

Let’s get one thing straight: hoping and praying to the Meta Gods is not a strategy.

We set up, manage, and scale your ad campaigns like a performance-obsessed, caffeine-fuelled ninja with a spreadsheet fetish.

🎥 4. Custom UGC Creation

Need ready-to-deploy ads?
We’ll send in our battle-tested UGC creators, trained by us, guided by ROAS, and blessed by the sacred scroll gods of CTR.

📊 Our Track Record Makes Other Agencies Nervous...

🚀 5-6x ROAS (and we’re just getting warmed up)
👀 Hook Rates consistently above 40-50%
🎥 Watch Time & Hold Rates that shame Netflix
🔥 50% conversion on our own opt in pages (we do copy that converts)
🌎 Trained 100s of high-performing creators across the globe
💼 Worked with over 300+ DTC brands worldwide

So…are you ready to stop donating to the algorithm and start dominating it?

We’ve cracked the code.
We’ve refined the formulas.
We’ve trained the assassins.

Now you just need to plug in, press play, and profit.

🎥 Why Your Ad Creative Matters Way More Than Your Facebook Setup in 2025

You could have the most beautiful Facebook ad setup on the planet.
Audience targeting dialled in tighter than your high school jeans.
Pixel tracking sharper than a sushi knife.

But if your ad creative sucks?
Your campaign is dead on arrival. ☠️

Meta’s Doing You Dirty (And You Don’t Even Know It Yet)

With Meta pushing Advantage+ Campaigns, manual controls are fading faster than organic reach in 2018. That means creative is no longer just important, it’s EVERYTHING.

If your content doesn’t hook, hold, and convert within seconds, it doesn’t matter how good your backend is...
You’re just donating to the Zuckerberg Foundation 💸

🧠 Why What We Do Actually Works (Unlike Guesswork & Hope)

We’ve worked with 300+ brands, combed through millions in ad data, and crafted content that’s generated serious bank.

💡 We’ve studied what makes people stop scrolling, lean in, and hit “Buy Now.”
💡 We’ve created and tested thousands of pieces of content ourselves - not from behind a desk, but in the trenches with a camera in hand.
💡 We’ve built an instinct for conversions so sharp, we can spot a flop from 20 feet away.

🧬 Here’s How We Build Creative That Converts Like Crazy:

🚀 Proven Content Frameworks
We don’t guess. We use battle-tested, psychology-backed structures used by the top 1% of brands...frameworks designed to sell, not just look pretty.

🎯 Psychological Triggers That Spark Action
We inject urgency, status, desire, FOMO, and decision-making triggers that turn browsers into buyers, fast.

📊 Data-Backed Strategy
We’ve analysed hundreds of campaigns to isolate what content drives the highest ROI. Then we bake that into every creative you get.

Let’s be real...

📉 If your creative isn’t built to sell, your ad budget is going straight into the algorithm’s black hole.

📈 We help you deploy the exact same strategies the big dogs are using, because they’re not guessing. They’re following formulas that work.

So stop lighting your budget on fire and praying for results.

Let us show you how to build ad creatives that convert, scale, and pay you back with interest.